mitsuki420

Once upon a time, there was a penguin named Earl. Earl was indeed no normal kind of penguin. No sirree bob. Earl was purple and black. He had massive talons and laser vision. He could fly with his helicopter wings, his beak could cut through anything like butter, and his piercing scream could make one's body implode. In short, he was awesome. Not just "oh did you see that movie. it was awesome" awesome. But "HOLY F***ING S**T! DID YOU SEE THAT NINJA PENGUIN NAMED EARL?! HE'S F***ING AWESOME" awesome. Anyways Earl was basically invincible. That was, until he fell utterly head over heels for Buttercup, the strikingly stunning pterodactyl. Yes a